Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: Proximity

date: July 31, 2004

I can't tell how fair it is, but I'll trust the programmer. I beat it the first time 836 to 606 :D (territory 68 to 52), lost the second time 647 to 655 (terriroty 60 to 60). For all those having trouble, don't block off possible wins with low numbers, when you get big numbers get as many as blue pieces as you can no matter where they are, keep your territory connected and surround it with big numbers, and most importantly capture as many pieces as you can every single turn! ok I'm done now. gg.

Score: 7

"Damn."

submission: Jesus vs Muhammad Trailer

date: June 23, 2004

I was hoping I'd be more offended, and it was a little too hyped at the beginning. Also the bouncing background with the bouncing text in the intro was less cool and more vertigo-inducing. Nice graphics overall though, the sketchy-painty effect (what do you call that anyway?) was cool for the intro. I'm guessing I will be more offended when it comes out! :D

Score: 6

"Ok"

submission: -Minimum Wage-

date: June 19, 2004

Maybe it's just me, but I've seen this kind of joke done before, and a little better. I liked the squelching sound though :).

Score: 5

"=P"

submission: weebl and bob - hentai

date: June 5, 2004

"It's funny cuz it's true" is only half the battle. Not very creative. I suppose if I knew who weebl and bob were I'd think it was funnier? =/

Score: 10

"magnifico"

submission: Los Dias Sin Dias

date: May 12, 2004

very moving.

Score: 9

"Whoa"

submission: Smile!

date: May 12, 2004

Very nice. I didn't really like the very end, thought it didn't really fit, but overall very good.

Score: 9

"Nice."

submission: Rokémon!

date: May 12, 2004

Amazing attacks!!

Score: 9

"What the fuck?"

submission: Stan! Cruise Control

date: October 7, 2000

Exactly.

Score: 0

"That's a long Ad"

submission: Feminem Parody

date: September 27, 2000

Movie:

Kudos to whoever made the movie, although either they weren't streaming the music, or that's some bad rhythm (not in a good way bad).

Awesome caricatures, kinda funny. The lyrics were mildy amusing, though they didn't really go anywhere. Plus, I don't go for this style of animation. It's a litte cheap. Awesome caricatures though. (is that how you spell it?)

Ad:

I have a feeling lockwave or whatever is using the portal to advertise for free. I have no problem with the creators making some money, but when the whole purpose of the movie is the ad, then.. well... That's no good. Especially here. This is not a place for ads.

In fact, who would want to work with a company that has to rely on free advertising? They submitted it to the Portal so you guys would be "blown away" by it and click on the ad. Who submitted this movie? The creators of the movie, or the web-hosting "company"? Who do you think.

In fact, it really pisses me off. This movie gets an X.

...plus embedded fonts are annoying.